The Dusty Clam Edition:Autographed

The Dusty Clam Edition:Autographed*** For Mature Readers Only *** Linda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out! Why should you order? Your name is Linda Your name is Fiona You have a clam You like clams You enjoy silly adult themed humour You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time Reasons to buy are

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and follow along on an outer space adventure with a rocket rider called Irene

"I want my deck to be dark and smooth

and guaranteed to spark laughs

Will Granny's new neighbour be able to tame Granny's growler

This cheeky book is packed full of double meanings and innuendo

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and brutally honest humour

But one day he played it a bit too fast and rough

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Published: February 2025