Mini Squishable Faun Doctor Plague Standard Comfort Food

Mini Squishable Faun Doctor Plague Standard Comfort FoodThis is the G. O. A. T. Plague! You know Greatest Of All Time! Also, an actual goat. Well, sort of. A human goat hybrid from ancient mythology, but let's not get bogged down in the details. The important thing is his fantastic flute playing abilities!

Have you ever sneezed so hard you thought your nose was going to fall off

and then it smooshes itself into a hug with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

Did you turn into a lotus flower

sounds snuggly

a Plague Doctor

Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone combined the one true personification of the great unknown with cotton candy

and only warm and fluffy cuddles are necessary to keep it that way

do you need another human sacrifice

This Avocado will never turn brown

While walking in the water

Mini Miss Madame needs no such treatment

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