A Life Aviator

A Life AviatorGet a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade! Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America Buy a motorcycle instead! You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!* One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and 10 to 20 year stints at the Pen. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help

5 oz (73 g)

If you're into sporty

classic design and reliable construction make it a great affordable timepiece for the motosports fan

• Free ID tag with black silencer—add a custom engraved message

A vintage beauty

Short-haired (we think White looks dope too)

This little round cutting tool is made of high carbon chromium bearing steel that is corrosion resistant and keeps its cutting edge

This Pet’s Nail Grinder comes with a USB port and cable (provided) that can continuously operate up to 3 hours once fully charged

75 inches)

• Sapphire Crystal Exhibition Case Back

or scan the QR Code printed on the box you'll receive

This thick